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So I have to balance out the data I used at #wwdc to avoid charges. Basically I’m incentivized to burn more data for no good reason.

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Son utterly destroyed my beard trimmer. I expect to start transitioning from “Full Beard” to “The Philosopher” http://t.co/4jofcaE

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I was sound asleep on the plane. The stewardess must have thought I had died, b/c she yelled at me in a panicked voice, “SIR ARE YOU OKAY?”