When I was younger, I was really into coin collecting. Here’s my 3-legged buffalo nickel.
Year: 2013
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The kids just brought home their first Scholastic book club order form. I think I’m more excited than they are.
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I just got my driver’s license in the mail, and my beard doesn’t fit in the picture. I guess it is better to leave a little to the imagination.
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@eridius Congratulations! @janeylicious
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Yesterday I cleaned my house from top to bottom, and in the process beat my record for total stairs in a single day.
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@mrbeefy What?! I didn’t think they performed anymore.
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Hello there, three-day weekend.
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I just applied for my Virginia driver’s license. The DMV attendant would not let me smile for the camera because it “messes with facial recognition.”