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Month: August 2014

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Hotel checkin routine: 1. Get room key @ front desk. 2. Drag kids and bags upstairs. 3. Explain to kids: what is a tv commercial.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on August 31, 2014Categories Snippets

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@Dirk_Gently @ZevEisenberg or sync sink

Author Matt MorrisPosted on August 31, 2014Categories Snippets

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@ZevEisenberg I’m waiting patiently for meat sink.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on August 31, 2014Categories Snippets

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“zombie paintball haunted hayride”

Author Matt MorrisPosted on August 31, 2014Categories Snippets

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@marcoarment I hate the ones that require a screwdriver to remove the toy from the package.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on August 31, 2014Categories Snippets

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Road trip update: 130 miles travelled. kids in good spirits. http://t.co/c1ZEkI5ck9

Author Matt MorrisPosted on August 31, 2014Categories Snippets

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Deadlifted 225 lbs. today for the first time. Horray for 4am workouts.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on August 31, 2014Categories Snippets

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Road trip!

Author Matt MorrisPosted on August 31, 2014Categories Snippets

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Updating my father’s laptop from snow leopard to mavericks. I hope this doesn’t move his cheese.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on August 30, 2014Categories Snippets

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If cholesterol is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on August 29, 2014Categories Snippets

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