Went to my property manager’s website to get their after hours service number. Site demands Flash 4.0 ಠ_ಠhttp://t.co/RIAI3ZjFEA
Month: October 2014
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The doorknob screws are on my side, so my wife slipped me a tiny screwdriver under the door. Got one screw out but the other won’t budge.
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One of the kids must have been fiddling with the doorknob. The lock button is stuck and I’m trapped in the bathroom. http://t.co/SP8kwycDF1
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@jxxf Haha actually that would explain a lot. Just recently I noticed that she looks _really_ different in our wedding pictures.
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I just got an iMessage from my wife that I know she just sent right now. It’s timestamped last Friday.
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@amahnke I sometimes wear earplugs in the morning… at least until I’ve had coffee. It keeps me from getting too grumpy when they make noise.
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@amahnke I’m right there with you, man.
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I have created the most delicious meatloaf mankind has ever known. I have created it, and I will devour it. I am the alpha and the omega.
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@johnroderick good choice! Man, this brings back memories. I learned to drive in one of those.
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I texted my wife and told her that we got to sit in a police car. She assumed we had been arrested. http://t.co/K661T0FX0R