RT @benbjohnson: Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend’s JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over…
Year: 2014
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@ZeroDistraction Zimmer chose to delay the soundtrack in order to protect the experience of seeing the film. http://t.co/pGvRTBE6uM
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@sirbarrence They need to shoot some ‘roids into their QA process!
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The stronglifts program is great, but the app has horrible regressions with every update. Every. Single. Update.
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So 77.5 * 2 + 45 is 200, not 155. http://t.co/OYkyaoAHoi
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How ironic would it be if my smoke detector caught fire and burned my house down?
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And I just found a smoke detector that shorted out and burned part of the Sheetrock in the ceiling.
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Eight smoke detectors and three carbon monoxide detectors in my house. So many 9V batteries.
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@sirbarrence Nice avatar, did you shoot it yourself? I’ve been meaning to try to make one but I don’t think the kids would let me.
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@jonbutlerlwm Nice!