@sparkyclarkson Seriously. I thought cops wore blue, short-sleeve shirts and navy pants. When did cops become soldiers?
Year: 2014
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How very apt.
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@mrbeefy Seen https://keybase.io ? Though, maybe not exactly what you’re after.
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@tapbot_paul
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@marcoarment I’m currently dealing with peanuts/penis. It’s funny when he yells it in a grocery store.
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RT @agl__: TLS Triple-Handshake attacks: https://t.co/DgSEuVhi30, and my blogspam about it: https://t.co/XSPuJj1u3H
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@ismh Were you around for Memphis’ ice storm back in 93(94?)? No power for almost two weeks. Kerosene lamps for light and ate spam daily.
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@Lobstrosity omg YES that is my son 40 years from now.
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In the history of all mankind, no human has ever loved anything more than my 2 year-old loves trains.
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I’ve come to the conclusion that having an employee is almost never worth the hassle. http://t.co/yibnel6hnC