Year: 2014

@melody_m I can only imagine. I bet things go very well for you if you just have the right beard.

@melody_m This reminds me of some of the things my wife deals with at work. Really ticks me off when I think about it.

@sirbarrence haha I guess that’s kinda true.

Why do I get mail from the AARP? Do they have analytics on me which indicate that I am, in fact, an old man?

@melody_m My wife is in the same boat. She’s a working professional, but strangers often assume she’s a college student.

@RossCatrow Just to read the copy or do you need someone to write it, too?

@Juan_Gonzalez_A nope I’ve never dealt with them over email.

I plug in a USB keyboard, and this happens. ugh.. http://t.co/oPsuo4IOar

@NASCAR @ESPNNASCAR wow. just… wow.

@parrots I keep a strategic reserve of Lipitor for just such an occasion.