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Does that mean, “England has been threatening to tie the game.”?

Author Matt MorrisPosted on June 14, 2014Categories Snippets

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“England have been threatening an equalizer.” #sportsball

Author Matt MorrisPosted on June 14, 2014Categories Snippets

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#Italia http://t.co/Co8nD2xrnc

Author Matt MorrisPosted on June 14, 2014Categories Snippets

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§5.3.0 If they ask you to rearrange the furniture, try to convince them that this is not necessary.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on June 14, 2014Categories Snippets

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§4.1.1 Do not exit the house without a house key. They will lock you out and you will have to negotiate for reentry.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on June 14, 2014Categories Snippets

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§3.1.2 Never allow the children to possess an Allen wrench, for they will disassemble the dining room furniture.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on June 14, 2014Categories Snippets

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I’m working on a survival guide for potential future babysitters.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on June 14, 2014Categories Snippets

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@sleevi_ Maybe they knew you are a programmer and might need to rubber-duck your way through some tricky bug.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on June 14, 2014Categories Snippets

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RT @sfiegerman: Who says Facebook can’t innovate anymore? http://t.co/aoilVsx19D http://t.co/NzKp9DWch1

Author Matt MorrisPosted on June 13, 2014Categories Snippets

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@viticci @marcoarment This one from Forbes is kinda meta. http://t.co/QJslrG7cR6

Author Matt MorrisPosted on June 10, 2014Categories Snippets

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