Month: January 2015

“Prices on the App Store will increase […] in the European Union as well as in Canada and Norway, decrease in Iceland, and change in Russia”

@danbenjamin I always assumed dentists overbooked to account for no-shows. Like airlines.

RT @ncilla: Omg…. “Should we – I mean, this is just.” “Print it.” RT @AustenAllred: http://t.co/LekRIRqR8Q

@sirbarrence I can’t remember if it tastes exact the same, but I’d say it’s approximately the same tastiness when I do it right.

It’s 2015, and I’m still singing the Chili’s baby back ribs jingle from the 1990’s.

I can personally vouch for this shredded korean beef taco recipe. http://t.co/uBegIJWNcU Be sure to use a chuck roast and not a lean cut.

Just got another charge from my old gym. Of course they didn’t process my cancellation. Of course not.

@gogo Is issuing bogus *.google.com SSL certs? wtf? http://t.co/6EaGjeWC8V

@ejknapp Nice! I inherited a few, myself and try to keep them all running. http://t.co/6nMI63nNCa

@mrbeefy My cholesterol got too high and now this is my life. http://t.co/Lc3T4f4auu