Month: February 2015

@Lobstrosity ahaha yes. And then follow them around the house.

Just spotted my neighbor on House of Cards. She even got to speak a line!

@caitlynmayers haha perfect

I figure there has to be a price of admission for traipsing through my house in your salty snow boots.

My landlord is bringing by prospective tenants to view our place. What’s the best way to subtlety troll them? Paging @jseifer

“Why Kevin Spacy’s Accent in House of Cards Sounds Off” http://t.co/FIvwBaY1GB Regional accents and dialects are fascinating.

@melody_m I don’t know what YikYak is. Am I out of touch?

@Lobstrosity hah that would be a good name for an edgy startup.

If I had a t-shirt that explained “migraine,” would I look any less crazy?

I just answered the door, forgetting that I was wearing earplugs and sunglasses.