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Woah. Almost hit 3 consecutive days of identical steps and flights of stairs. Almost feel this has to be a bug. http://t.co/Zn5QIEHoGJ

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Man, these warmup sets feel heavy. I’ve been on vacation too long. Get ready for a Periscope of me failing to deadlift 260.

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Well, I achieved everything I set out to do on this trip, namely ☑️ Memphis BBQ ☑️ Steak ☑️ Gulf Crawfish ☑️ Homemade BBQ ☑️ Sweet Tea

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@Lobstrosity They share a single bag, but it’s probably bigger than it should be. We’ll have to work on that. http://t.co/KUvZlgeWBs

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I explained Periscope to my wife and then continued, “so, when you go into labor…” And that’s where she cut me off.

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Things I don’t miss about the Deep South: Humidity is so bad that when you get out of the shower it’s impossible to completely dry off.