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Setting a 200lb. squat goal for the end of the month. (I trimmed my beard last week. It had gone off the rails.) http://t.co/OZYWfvtKUu

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Hey kids, want to go to the park? The library? “Well, could we just go to Lowe’s and pretend to ride the lawn mowers?”

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@jaredsinclair I smack my analog watch on doorknobs, desk corners, etc. almost daily. Guess I shouldn’t get the sport.

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If I were to guess, I’d wager this one is his. 83. Develop proprietary programs that run only on Macs. Crow about them.

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hah. Richard Stallman is listed as a contributor to this Wired article, 101 Ways to Save Apple. http://t.co/L2mnq2K1Ny