Month: October 2015

@RebeccaSlatkin I wonder if accounts that plagiarized your tweet are also getting smug DMs about it. https://t.co/9xRW7u0NhK

They’re still repairing the dam near my house. The lake is completely drained. http://t.co/YhjDJqO7y7

@sirbarrence and $500 in property taxes just to own the van for a year. $500!

Baby and I are outside. A squirrel walks by carrying a dead mouse in its mouth. It stops, looks me in the eye, growls, and then walks off.

@drance Once I was told to arrive 20mins early for a 1pm appointment. The office was closed from 12-1 for lunch!

Apparently the best way to deliver emergency water to a hospital is… giant water balloons? http://t.co/bXPhxXGmSo

@AppleMusicHelp So just iTunes gift cards? I can’t gift Apple Music directly?

@AppleMusicHelp Is there any way I can gift an Apple Music subscription to someone?

@TheFederman

@TheFederman bah sorry, I just let the app update