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Month: November 2015

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1. Being audited by the IRS while eaten alive be spiders. 2. Coding a DICOM image viewer in C while my boss watches over my shoulder.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 8, 2015Categories Snippets

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I know sharing dreams is passé but I had two terrifying nightmares last night.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 8, 2015Categories Snippets

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@donotcallmemike measures your heart rate, oxygen saturation, etc, and transmits it to the nurse’s station for monitoring.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 8, 2015Categories Snippets

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I estimate that we may go through 500 batteries before we’re discharged.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 7, 2015Categories Snippets

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This hospital telemonitor thing eats eight AA batteries per day. That’s 72 batteries since we were admitted.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 7, 2015Categories Snippets

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This hospital has its code-blue buttons within reach of my 4 year-old. Life is an adventure.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 7, 2015Categories Snippets

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@joeljohnson No prob, I understand.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 7, 2015Categories Snippets

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Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 6, 2015Categories Snippets

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Baby hasn’t improved. They’ve scheduled a surgery.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 6, 2015Categories Snippets

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@DrHughHarvey I can pay for shipping and any incidental expense you incur. Also I’d like to make a donation to your favorite charity.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 6, 2015Categories Snippets

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