@MaxTemkin Thank you for alerting me to @MagicTavern. I really needed a laugh this week, and it did the trick.
Year: 2015
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@ZeroDistraction Thanks, man
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13th? day in the hospital. I think it’s time to sneak an Aeropress and electric kettle into our room.
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@donotcallmemike hah no, thank goodness. Just makes me wonder how many batteries this place burns through each day.
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@melody_m Hope you have a quick recovery! Happy birthday!
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1. Being audited by the IRS while eaten alive be spiders. 2. Coding a DICOM image viewer in C while my boss watches over my shoulder.
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I know sharing dreams is passé but I had two terrifying nightmares last night.
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@donotcallmemike measures your heart rate, oxygen saturation, etc, and transmits it to the nurse’s station for monitoring.
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I estimate that we may go through 500 batteries before we’re discharged.
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This hospital telemonitor thing eats eight AA batteries per day. That’s 72 batteries since we were admitted.