Year: 2015

@sulgi So this is in case someone wrote your friend a bad check.

@sulgi they need the accnt # in order to place a “hold” on funds equal to the amount of the check. (just until the check clears)

@sulgi If the check is payable at some other bank, then …

@sulgi (former bank teller here) Is your friend a BoA account holder and is the check payable at some other bank?

I sold for cash only http://t.co/zlOcqXl0Y0

@RebeccaSlatkin I wonder if accounts that plagiarized your tweet are also getting smug DMs about it. https://t.co/9xRW7u0NhK

They’re still repairing the dam near my house. The lake is completely drained. http://t.co/YhjDJqO7y7

@sirbarrence and $500 in property taxes just to own the van for a year. $500!

Baby and I are outside. A squirrel walks by carrying a dead mouse in its mouth. It stops, looks me in the eye, growls, and then walks off.

@drance Once I was told to arrive 20mins early for a 1pm appointment. The office was closed from 12-1 for lunch!