Year: 2015

@Lobstrosity They share a single bag, but it’s probably bigger than it should be. We’ll have to work on that. http://t.co/KUvZlgeWBs

At the airport, instructing my kids in the fine art of Keep Moving and Get Out of the Way.

I explained Periscope to my wife and then continued, “so, when you go into labor…” And that’s where she cut me off.

Things I don’t miss about the Deep South: Humidity is so bad that when you get out of the shower it’s impossible to completely dry off.

@sleevi_ lol please tell me that’s not really a thing.

@melody_m Also salsa and/or hot sauce. I miss Texas.

My youngest is still obsessed with trains. We seek them out wherever we go. http://t.co/cFlB9sX0dh

@mrbeefy The answer to your question is yes.

Cooked BBQ tonight. Wearing an oven mitt, I went to spread the charcoal with a poker, and the oven mitt melted right off my hand.

@lukei4655 I think I’ll give it a shot. Might see if my local independent apple shop can do it cheaper.