Author: Matt Morris

Let the Christmas naps begin.

Children and Toys. http://t.co/FkQcRZFz2z

@hotdogsladies Cooking our first turkey. Wife asks, “Why do you keep saying BROsted in that weird voice?” I don’t know, dear. I don’t know.

@RonnieLutes me too! I hate wasting people’s time.

@dr_tj haha perfect. I’ll put a shaker of it on the table.

@YasmineEvjen Thanks, you too! Yeah they’re trickling in now, hah

@YasmineEvjen haha I should definitely do that next time.

I have been cooking for two days straight for a dinner that was to start at 6pm. Not a single guest is on time.

So if we missed the Toy Story Christmas special, are we out of luck? I don’t see it available online anywhere.

@incanus77 Wow that was more disturbing than I expected.