Author: Matt Morris

Is that the sound of a neighborhood girl shrieking in fun or someone being tragically murdered? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

So when will Cuban cigars be available at my local Costco?

@lyricsboy I get so mad at the kind where you have to smash the metal button and then you have about two seconds before it cuts off.

@drance Check and see what’s set for “Deleted Mailbox” in advanced settings. http://t.co/8O0nriY0DU

@mbcharbonneau @rundavidrun @marcoarment Turing Test http://t.co/WWqEgsje0c

@ZeroDistraction it’s still being developed. https://t.co/fXJBqoVlGD

@Support Are the instructions up to date? I do not have the option to “Tailor Twitter based on my apps.” http://t.co/cbLmA230yl

I told my kids that we were invited to go Christmas caroling tonight. My son’s response: “We should definitely wear our Halloween costumes.”

@sirbarrence haha yes they are. Kids get quite strong when you put them on a strict diet of steak and bacon.

@ched83 haha thanks. Achieving level 45 hermit has been a lifelong dream of mine.