Author: Matt Morris

@amahnke I’m right there with you, man.

I have created the most delicious meatloaf mankind has ever known. I have created it, and I will devour it. I am the alpha and the omega.

@johnroderick good choice! Man, this brings back memories. I learned to drive in one of those.

I texted my wife and told her that we got to sit in a police car. She assumed we had been arrested. http://t.co/K661T0FX0R

Having fun crawling all over city equipment. http://t.co/P1xu1UMKED

@marcoarment I’ve been holding out for a Mac Pro + external retina, but I think you’ve sold me on these iMacs.

RT @jtsd: This Apple SIM thing could be the most groundbreaking bit of the day http://t.co/s9dpxkBWXf

@ched83 Haha. We love this particular fish because it has very few, and very large, bones. Easy to avoid.

@sirbarrence ha!

@sleevi_ Twitter analytics says that my engagement is down for the month. I think this will definitely help.