Author: Matt Morris

RT @jaredsinclair: What Star Wars Phantom Menace choir was actually singing: https://t.co/Z22NkKeP7E

“Ur-ine Danger” http://t.co/1vodwPnoV0

What. This hotel has a 4pm checkin and a 9am checkout. Pretty harsh if you ask me.

@cheesemaker damn nice work!

RT @seth: “man who jumped the White House fence made it far deeper into the president’s home than disclosed” #deephouse http://t.co/6NlXg6p…

This restaurant put balsamic vinaigrette on my kids’ ice cream. Must be some kind of local delicacy?

@tonymillion Yep. I’ve also been too scared to turn on iCloud photo drive. http://t.co/kY6wFm2mca

@tonymillion Wow that’s bad.

Had my first bad meal ever at Bodo’s Bagels. I hope it’s just an isolated event. Bodo’s is one of our favorite Charlottesville spots.

@CloudFlare announces free SSL. https://t.co/Uspfdmz2Al