Author: Matt Morris

I’m visiting a gym while out of town. – no bench – no way to do squats – no water fountain! (bottles of water are available for a $1)

I have tickets to the Cardinals game tonight. I also have a three year old that will need to be asleep right at the opening pitch. Hmm.

Chickens http://t.co/Pzlw5UnPzw

What’s up St. Louis

I just watched someone walk barefoot into a highway rest stop bathroom. Give me a few minutes, I think I’ll be okay.

Hotel checkin routine: 1. Get room key @ front desk. 2. Drag kids and bags upstairs. 3. Explain to kids: what is a tv commercial.

@Dirk_Gently @ZevEisenberg or sync sink

@ZevEisenberg I’m waiting patiently for meat sink.

“zombie paintball haunted hayride”

@marcoarment I hate the ones that require a screwdriver to remove the toy from the package.