Author: Matt Morris

So google TFA doesn’t support the Authenticator app? I’m about ready to cancel my cell plan and will have to disable TFA.

Wife: “How was your day?” Me: “I made a clever comment on the internet. It was well-received.” Wife: “That’s nice, dear.”

Looking over my http://t.co/UwEDAl4VvE posts, reminiscing about the year I left twitter. This was my most faved/reposted item:

My Yo joke fell flat yesterday. https://t.co/MyNNkMFdBO Obviously I still have more to learn from @Pinboard.

Comcast raised my monthly bill by $3 because why not.

But above all things, my brethren, swear not by any oath: but let your yea be yea; and your yo be yo; lest ye fall into condemnation.

I just said to my neighbor “it’s about to rain,” and 5 seconds later it starts raining. Thanks @DarkSkyApp for making me look like a wizard.

RT @benjaminjackson: “one day we will build a full computer in minecraft, then play minecraft on it. then the universe will crash” http://t…

Cass Scenic Railroad http://t.co/SMq4eCmXVf [post] http://t.co/3lIM6y3K9A

RT @SusanArendt: Making someone feel terrible is easy. Really want to show off your mad internet skillz? Make someone feel appreciated and …