Author: Matt Morris

@Thebettafish it is quite catchy.

My kid just told me that it’s not called “sitting Indian style” anymore. It’s called cris cross applesauce.

@caseyliss prior art: https://t.co/MNNfbgzvIG

@qcdailyquote Saturday morning trip to the library. Ran across a multicultural fair. Had some good tacos.

Shoutout to all my neighbors that have only one car yet take up three parking spaces.

@melody_m have a great trip!

@counternotions And the apps will have to embed uselessly high-res graphics causing larger downloads and taking up more space on the phone.

@viticci I think all you have to do to be a Thought Leader is put it in your bio.

I just tuned my Rdio station from Familiar to Adventurous, and it started playing lullabies. I guess they’re trying to tell me something.