Author: Matt Morris

@tonyskyday yep she’s a nephrology fellow.

My wife just got “Chief” prepended to her job title. I’m pretty sure that means she outranks me now, as I am only a “Senior”.

GitHub is too big to fail! Obama must act!

@MaxTemkin Supposedly we all commit three felonies a day. http://t.co/SRDPJj5dyA

I guess now I have to start following Formula 1 racing so I can root for my doppelganger.

“Getting to Know: Matt Morris” http://t.co/tDY4QhIXFO

It’s great how I can manage DNS with the same username/password that I use to order paper towels and baby wipes.

@songadaymann Yep I almost couldn’t believe it. btw I dig your songs.

@songadaymann Fold a fitted sheet? What dark magic is this? @tiffanyarment @marcoarment

@melody_m Make it fun by embedding hidden/encoded messages. E.g. schedule a clandestine after-class review session.