Author: Matt Morris

“The volume Macintosh HD could not be repaired.”

KHAAAAAAN! http://t.co/IO5kkjIvhO

@melody_m I do that almost every day, but fortunately I just have to go down two flights of stairs to get it. 🙂

@mrbeefy Milk, eggs, bread, and dishwasher detergent!

@caseyliss Shuffle. Repeat. Done. https://t.co/jLTl5N4BGN

@sirbarrence Just order a 2nd one. Problem solved!

RT @caseyliss: (O.o) http://t.co/BRfnV4W77o

I’ve lived in a university town before. I know the drill. http://t.co/ooUKSzK15X

“What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?”

I need to familiarize myself with the local sports rivalries so I can better navigate conversations with guys at my gym.