Author: Matt Morris

So my father-n-law just fell down the stairs while carrying our two year old. Scary! (No one is seriously hurt)

So my father-n-law just fell down the stairs while carrying our two year old. Scary! (No one is seriously hurt)

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@chris_waters Congrats!

Our new daycare/preschool here in VA is super serious about hand washing. I can already tell it’s made a huge difference toward keeping our home free from the sniffles and sneezes.

@danimal And she was on a road here near town… Makes me wonder if I need to call my agent and make sure my car insurance covers bear attacks. 🙂

So my neighbor’s car was “hit by a bear.” That’s right, she didn’t hit the bear, the bear hit her. Huge dent in the side of her car.

So my neighbor’s car was “hit by a bear.” That’s right, she didn’t hit the bear, the bear hit her. Huge dent in the side of her car.

@mrbeefy There’s a good chance I could make it. Will know for sure once I know my wife’s work schedule that month.

I just realized that some plugs on certain electrical sockets in my home office are controlled by a switch on the wall. So yeah, I have been gaslighting myself for six months.