Author: Matt Morris

@zev omg cannot unsee

@danimal Quite right. I usually say it with a smile and a wink as I hand them my card. 🙂

My response whenever I get carded buying a drink: “You have insulted my beard. I demand satisfaction!”

Driving in the snow

@bennomatic haha this is awesome. The people on here are hilarious.

@bennomatic Cool! Downloading it now…

Surely there must be an app that does VoIP to a CB radio relay, right? I need to talk to some truckers.

Bucksnort, TN. lol

@mrbeefy Thanks. Who knew Virginia was so far away? 🙂

4hr drive last night. 11hr drive today.