Author: Matt Morris

@___BLP___ I get an error page. Do I need a Facebook account to access it? https://t.co/ylULolRYQi

Just thinking what a different life that would have been. Helps put our current troubles in perspective.

100 years ago, it’s likely that none of my three children would have survived long after delivery.

I wonder how good those would look printed & framed. A Lego portrait might be a fun gift for family/friends whose kids are really into Lego.

Retiring the Lego Twitter avatar. https://t.co/Fpd9WE6gNP

@melody_m How about, “The Calvinist” https://t.co/72ufvrTb4u

@donotcallmemike he remains at large

Baby is in the hospital. Don’t know what’s wrong yet.

We meet again. https://t.co/xci30PCbeZ

Driving. Everyone is quiet. Then, “Papa, you’re broken.” *mind spirals into an existential panic* “Just like Humpty Dumpty HAHAHAHAHAHA”