Author: Matt Morris

@sirbarrence genius!

@melody_m I’m imagining something like Thoreau returning from Walden Pond.

I’ve just learned that I will be cooking Thanksgiving dinner. I wonder if @FailBlog would like to live-stream the event.

The Missouri countryside has an impressive amount of pro-cotton propaganda.

Goodbye St. Louis. It’s been fun.

Reclaimed wood http://t.co/tO8TU9Ae

Wow, page after page of nonsense. Some amusing one-liners, though. http://t.co/RtZHslaB

Stumbled on a cabinet of Latin, German, and English. I should probably read “Voice and Diction.” http://t.co/rBxc5ixd

@boxel … or just having to reboot 40 times a day.

If this works well, it will save me from having a million Macs in my office. http://t.co/QvOmEguN