Author: Matt Morris

@danbenjamin @cashscorner my 5yo is a fan of the show. His questions: Are you real? Do you have a pocket knife? #QuestionsForCash

@HabDabRon @jaredsinclair wow. When I read “cutting” I thought it meant self-harm.

@_ChrisMay cool I’ve never tried that one. I’ll queue it up!

Next month, I have to make three six-hour drives in a single week. Time to start hoarding podcasts.

RT @PostGraphics: The bizarre way Hillary Clinton turned over her e-mails to the State Dept: printing them. http://t.co/4H6xuJfDU1 http://t…

@ZeroDistraction I nearby resolve to never comply when someone says “walk with me.”

@bryanjclark woah double congrats!!

@jxxf ow that hurts my brain.

RT @thisstuartlaws: I went on a flight that had a chat room all passengers could use, after choosing a nickname. I chose “Pilot” http://t.c…

Sadly, my home gym will be going into storage until we close on a house.