Author: Matt Morris

“The decision that Google has made is unacceptable and unintelligible to CNNIC” That’s rich. Unintelligible? Really? Good riddance.

@agl__ @sleevi_ Go Sleevi!

So it looks like I’d have do drink about 9 servings of Soylent per day to hit my protein goal. But that would be 4,500 calories: too many.

I just said to my 5yo, “When I was your age, I had my own pocketknife collection.” http://t.co/sB6ev6Wwb5

@settern Take a slow motion video!

I’m not a UVA grad, but speaking as a Charlottesville resident, I was disgusted.

Wow. I just drove to the store and heard about the @cavalierdaily April fool’s jokes.

@DreamHostCare yep

@kellabyte These are great. Please never stop.

@lukei4655 you’re welcome! Best wishes on your new assignment.