Just saw a driver talking with one phone in her left hand and texting with another in her right. Steering with her elbow. I’m not joking.
Author: Matt Morris
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Hello, Memphis.
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@ZeroDistraction Enjoy. https://t.co/JBvrmhU4ba
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@ZeroDistraction It’s SO good. One of my favorites. I can shoot you the recipe of you ever want to try it.
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@melody_m welcome back
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Here’s the strawberry shortcake I made for my wife’s birthday. http://t.co/1vQYrlhtpx
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@lukei4655 Guess that’s not really an answer. I’ll give it some thought.
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@lukei4655 I went through two. One was fantastic, the other was pretty ho-hum. Not sure I could put my finger on the magic ingredient.
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Today I bit off more than I could chew and now I’m behind schedule on my wife’s birthday cake. Full steam ahead!
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“Points of Interest” in Tweetbot hasn’t worked in a while. I miss finding local businesses with pun-tastic names. http://t.co/UgkxMWMpy9