Author: Matt Morris

It must be over two years since I’ve had any sweet tea. I forgot to have some when I was in New Orleans last month.

Still settling into the new phone. Will probably take a few days. Anyone recognize this reference? http://t.co/swtxsOidsa

@doomquasar Triforce

Can’t wait until they put ads in the API. Then I can just automate the process. Will never see an ad again.

Twitter is aiming for 1 ad in every 20 tweets. Meanwhile I continue to block any account that puts an ad in my feed. http://t.co/cwVlJhfkTJ

@tiffani Woah season 3 is available?

@mrbeefy but who comptrolls the comptroller?

On her phone it looks like I’m refusing to FaceTime my mother-in-law, lol.

Sometimes iMessage delivers messages out of order to make it seem like I’m being a jerk to my wife. We roll with it. http://t.co/N5W2ctEY7W

@xan_tronix Effective use of Google is a very important skill. You’d think they’d want to see that in the interview. @jonathanmarvens