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This is where I put Twitter-style short posts.

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@amahnke That’s an insane way to shop for books.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on December 22, 2014Categories Snippets

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@sirbarrence haha that’s very close. We have a pork roast that won’t fit in the pressure cooker. Gotta hack through the bone.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on December 22, 2014Categories Snippets

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My wife is sending me to the store to buy something critical to finishing Christmas dinner… a hacksaw.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on December 22, 2014Categories Snippets

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Dropped by @BestBuy to see if I could get an iPhone at full price. They said it’s at manager’s discretion and currently the answer is “no.”

Author Matt MorrisPosted on December 21, 2014Categories Snippets

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Is that the sound of a neighborhood girl shrieking in fun or someone being tragically murdered? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Author Matt MorrisPosted on December 17, 2014Categories Snippets

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So when will Cuban cigars be available at my local Costco?

Author Matt MorrisPosted on December 17, 2014Categories Snippets

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@lyricsboy I get so mad at the kind where you have to smash the metal button and then you have about two seconds before it cuts off.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on December 15, 2014Categories Snippets

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@drance Check and see what’s set for “Deleted Mailbox” in advanced settings. http://t.co/8O0nriY0DU

Author Matt MorrisPosted on December 15, 2014Categories Snippets

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@mbcharbonneau @rundavidrun @marcoarment Turing Test http://t.co/WWqEgsje0c

Author Matt MorrisPosted on December 13, 2014Categories Snippets

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@ZeroDistraction it’s still being developed. https://t.co/fXJBqoVlGD

Author Matt MorrisPosted on December 13, 2014Categories Snippets

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