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Guy outside appeared to give his daughter a stern talking to before handing her the keys to the car. I bet it’s her first time out at night.

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Went to my property manager’s website to get their after hours service number. Site demands Flash 4.0 ಠ_ಠ http://t.co/RIAI3ZjFEA

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The doorknob screws are on my side, so my wife slipped me a tiny screwdriver under the door. Got one screw out but the other won’t budge.

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One of the kids must have been fiddling with the doorknob. The lock button is stuck and I’m trapped in the bathroom. http://t.co/SP8kwycDF1