Category: Snippets

Comcast raised my monthly bill by $3 because why not.

But above all things, my brethren, swear not by any oath: but let your yea be yea; and your yo be yo; lest ye fall into condemnation.

I just said to my neighbor “it’s about to rain,” and 5 seconds later it starts raining. Thanks @DarkSkyApp for making me look like a wizard.

RT @benjaminjackson: “one day we will build a full computer in minecraft, then play minecraft on it. then the universe will crash” http://t…

Cass Scenic Railroad http://t.co/SMq4eCmXVf [post] http://t.co/3lIM6y3K9A

RT @SusanArendt: Making someone feel terrible is easy. Really want to show off your mad internet skillz? Make someone feel appreciated and …

Glad I didn’t put much work into a heavily skeuomorphic UI. It would be hard to do it as well as Tom Hanks did. https://t.co/1aIFa4THzU

ransom (n): When a bank charges you $20 to get your money out and close your account.

A happy side effect of doing squats and deadlifts every week: I can still pick up both of these guys for a photo. http://t.co/ncyS54jq0g

@sirbarrence d’oh you’re right it’s probably part of a mop.