§5.3.0 If they ask you to rearrange the furniture, try to convince them that this is not necessary.
Category: Snippets
This is where I put Twitter-style short posts.
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§4.1.1 Do not exit the house without a house key. They will lock you out and you will have to negotiate for reentry.
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§3.1.2 Never allow the children to possess an Allen wrench, for they will disassemble the dining room furniture.
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I’m working on a survival guide for potential future babysitters.
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@sleevi_ Maybe they knew you are a programmer and might need to rubber-duck your way through some tricky bug.
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RT @sfiegerman: Who says Facebook can’t innovate anymore? http://t.co/aoilVsx19D http://t.co/NzKp9DWch1
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@viticci @marcoarment This one from Forbes is kinda meta. http://t.co/QJslrG7cR6
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@kevingeorge that’s awesome!I’ll watch for you in the credits.
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@kevingeorge Game of Thrones?
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@ismh lol is that the children’s museum? @imyke