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So my neighbor’s car was “hit by a bear.” That’s right, she didn’t hit the bear, the bear hit her. Huge dent in the side of her car.

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I just realized that some plugs on certain electrical sockets in my home office are controlled by a switch on the wall. So yeah, I have been gaslighting myself for six months.

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@amahnke Any idea how many flights of stairs you climb in a day? I’ve recently been tracking it with a fitbit and I can easily hit 40 or so on a normal day.

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@marcoarment “To regain access to your account, please identify the person in this photo.” – Photo is a picture of the ocean.