Month: August 2014

@sirbarrence haha I guess that’s kinda true.

Why do I get mail from the AARP? Do they have analytics on me which indicate that I am, in fact, an old man?

@melody_m My wife is in the same boat. She’s a working professional, but strangers often assume she’s a college student.

@RossCatrow Just to read the copy or do you need someone to write it, too?

@Juan_Gonzalez_A nope I’ve never dealt with them over email.

I plug in a USB keyboard, and this happens. ugh.. http://t.co/oPsuo4IOar

@NASCAR @ESPNNASCAR wow. just… wow.

@parrots I keep a strategic reserve of Lipitor for just such an occasion.

I was happy to discover that some of the calorie counting apps now have many of the dishes that my wife cooks. http://t.co/53dzVWFNxb

@melody_m Wait a minute… we’re roughly the same age, right? You look at least 20 years younger than I do. No fair!