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Month: November 2014

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@chartier For a second, I thought that was Ballmer singing.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 25, 2014Categories Snippets

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I still feel ill about what happened this morning. Poor dog.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 25, 2014Categories Snippets

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@ched83 Yeah, I decided to go with an apology and an open ended offer to help. Don’t want to imply that the dog is replaceable.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 24, 2014Categories Snippets

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@sleevi_ As a dog owner, does that sound like the right move?

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 24, 2014Categories Snippets

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@sleevi_ I’m going to hand write an apology with an explanation of what happened, along with some money for a new dog.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 24, 2014Categories Snippets

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@sleevi_ Yeah it’s so upsetting. I feel really bad about it.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 24, 2014Categories Snippets

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I should buy them a new dog, right? How much does a shitzu cost?

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 24, 2014Categories Snippets

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I would call them, but I don’t have their cell number. Gosh, their kids are going to be upset. Ugh.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 24, 2014Categories Snippets

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I opened their front door this morning, and it darted out between my feet, ran down the street, and got hit by a car

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 24, 2014Categories Snippets

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So my neighbors asked us to watch their dog while they’re gone this week for thanksgiving, starting today.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 24, 2014Categories Snippets

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