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Month: November 2014

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Maybe it’s time to put a power rack in the basement.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 23, 2014Categories Snippets

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I just sat at the gym for an hour, waiting on the equipment I needed. Finally I had to leave because I ran out of time.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 23, 2014Categories Snippets

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Spotlight no longer works at all. This is on top of the dead wifi. Maybe my phone is just gasping its final breaths. http://t.co/jy7W42I1SQ

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 23, 2014Categories Snippets

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@nikburns That’s perfect! Yeah my kids haven’t seen it now that I think about it.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 21, 2014Categories Snippets

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My wife is delayed at work, and I have 250% more kids on my hands than I’m accustomed to. Send help!

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 21, 2014Categories Snippets

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What’s a movie that’s great for 5 and 6 year-olds and also something they’re not likely to have seen before?

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 21, 2014Categories Snippets

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@gemmakbarlow Haha yes! And then at some point we all have to burst into song.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 21, 2014Categories Snippets

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Oh right the guests are all preschoolers and won’t notice if I use a curtain as a tablecloth.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 21, 2014Categories Snippets

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I’m throwing a dinner party in an hour and the only tablecloth I can find is actually a curtain.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 21, 2014Categories Snippets

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Now my phone’s wifi is sporadically working, and I’m catching up on a week of Twitter. Summary: Uber Cosby Barbie “Get” podcasts WatchKit.

Author Matt MorrisPosted on November 21, 2014Categories Snippets

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