Author: Matt Morris

@sleevi_ Yeah it’s so upsetting. I feel really bad about it.

I should buy them a new dog, right? How much does a shitzu cost?

I would call them, but I don’t have their cell number. Gosh, their kids are going to be upset. Ugh.

I opened their front door this morning, and it darted out between my feet, ran down the street, and got hit by a car

So my neighbors asked us to watch their dog while they’re gone this week for thanksgiving, starting today.

Maybe it’s time to put a power rack in the basement.

I just sat at the gym for an hour, waiting on the equipment I needed. Finally I had to leave because I ran out of time.

Spotlight no longer works at all. This is on top of the dead wifi. Maybe my phone is just gasping its final breaths. http://t.co/jy7W42I1SQ

@nikburns That’s perfect! Yeah my kids haven’t seen it now that I think about it.

My wife is delayed at work, and I have 250% more kids on my hands than I’m accustomed to. Send help!