@neverbendeasy Nice! I did my first ever deadlift today. It’ll be a long while before I can catch up to you, though.
Author: Matt Morris
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We dropped the training wheels for good today. 4 years and 4 months old. http://t.co/9etZXl3Rc6
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@QcDailyQuote You know me all too well.
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@danbenjamin 12pm ET
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@sirbarrence haha I’m sure they’re out there. I’ll keep an eye out next time I’m going around town.
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@sirbarrence Unfortunately this is the only other pun near my house.
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A woman just reprimanded her elderly father for shooting horizontal video with his iPhone. “You’re supposed to hold it upright, like this.”
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My new shtick is going to be tweeting from random local businesses.
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@siracusa Also it was pronounced “too-ple” by my math professors, which is where I think I first heard it. @caseyliss
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@RossCatrow enters restaurant… “Evening, Mac. I’ll have my usual table.”